what-is-it-armin:

The only true way to win. Sie sind das essen und wir sind die flappy.

(via meggannn)

brownglucose:

vinebox:

This what really be happening when your fast food orders take forever

Ayeeee

(via laugh0n)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via chingchinglingling)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via chingchinglingling)

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via chingchinglingling)

Sketches (by Glen Keane) and final animation

(via keaneart)

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

image

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kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

(via cue-the-crickets)

noodletothedoodle:

dante-ruberia:

kimmie-98:

omobolasire1:

ticklesthesomething:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

As a man, I feel like that male lion every time a woman yells at me.

"Don’t look, don’t make eye contac-holy shit those fangs…ohfuck she thinks i’m being agressive. back away…back away sloooowwww."

She wouldn’t be so pissy if the Lion would just get off his ass and do something around the Serengeti to help out once and a while :P

Exactly. She’s out there busting her ass taking care of the kids and bringing home the food while he’s chillin’. Lazy bum. :-p

Why do I feel like the lion stuff today is because of me lol

this is all I saw

image

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Mom, I can’t save during a battle!

Ancient proverb (via dutchster)

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partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(via sheeluhhbuoy)

wificrossing:

i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

(via riaamri-crossing)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via cue-the-crickets)

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

biodiverseed:

yellowgreenfarmersmarket:

peppers explained

#resources #peppers

There is much more out there in the pepper world, but this is a pretty great visual of just some of the diversity out there.

Remember, if you are growing peppers and saving seeds, you need to take care to avoid hybridisation. Learn about hybridising peppers here.

tepuitrouble has some seeds from a Venezuelan chili pepper (aji dulces) Customs didn’t even care about his huge stash of seeds. They’re not spicy at all and are used in everything.

(via startwithaseed)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(via cue-the-crickets)